Penis 

A microscopic undergrown leg on males

Penis

Penis by Juunder March 30, 2020

Penis 

Haha penis

Penis funny

Penis by Bruh Steve April 10, 2020

penis 

the most important body part on a man.
the genitals used for sex or masterbation.

A.K.A.

dong.
wang.
johnson.
cock.
schlong.
skippy.
sausage.
woody.
pee pee.
nob.
tool.
trouser snake.
unit.
hose.
weiner.
rod.
wanker.
peter.
pecker.

A] "damn boy, put the sausage away!"

B] "yesterday i went to a concert, and i touched
the lead singers wang."

C] "that johnson had a huge boner."

D] "that chick had a penis and i got the fuck out of there."

penis by daynuhboy November 10, 2007

penis 

noun. the male reproductive organ.

See dick, cock, weiner, shlong, ding-a-ling, dong, wee wee, boner, stiffy, hard-on, erection, chubby, one-eyed beast, skin flute, flesh weasel, turd poker, love rocket, jizz cannon, mushroom-faced warrior, and purple-headed yogurt slinger.

Males eject sperm from their penis during sex.

penis by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008

penis 

The monstrous serpent of love that only the finest female can tame.

my penis was tamed today by britney spears's mom's hairy ass.

penis by the master of bation November 8, 2003

penis 

a seemingly delictable delight for girls. they just cant get enough of it. sometimes when stroked with a hand quickly, or inserted into various holes, will release its sticky, jelly filling which girls like to call "milk". often mocked with a replica, called a dildo. contains a head with one eye (that sometimes has a protective covering over it), and has two strange spheres that make the milk, called testicles. once the penis matures enough, it will begin growing hair on its stump.

i shoved my penis into girlfriend too many times and milk came out.

no, i didnt wank today. this milk just appeared on my hands out of nowhere.

her mouth was on my penis for a long time. i felt it get jammed a bunch of times down her throat. when she took her mouth out, there was a bunch of milk on her lips.

penis by rob <--- 8.5 inches May 24, 2003

penis 

a 7 inch long protrusion from my inner thigh

Damn i got a big ass Penis!!!

penis by Crohn Rukes August 24, 2003