cousin kisser

Someone from the southern United States

Fuck all cousin kissers

by The molesta August 27, 2016

Amish Cousins

When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.

Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.

No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard

*High five bro*

by badn'booty December 18, 2019

Like Cousin

A person who is not really family, but "like" family.

Kimberly is my like cousin. She's not really my cousin, but she's like my cousin.

by Magnolia Bea May 21, 2021

Cousin camp

A yearly tradition of staying up way too late, swimming, bridge jumping, vole-hunting, roblox playing, and dressing barbies up in ridiculous amazing fashion statements, it usuallt marks the beginning or end of the family reunion, and any number of sorts of mischief can happen over the duration of cousin camp.

"Cousin camp is coming up soon! I'm so excited to see everyone again"
"Same! Remember what Lucia did last year? that was crazy."
"I wonder what antics our cousins will be up to this time. Summer wouldn't be the same without cousin camp."

by zeesworld July 15, 2023

cousin complex

a cousin complex is where you simp for peoples cousins because their smoke shows.

gosh i have such a cousin complex, your older cousin is so pretty and for what 😩

by gchexu July 16, 2021

vodka cousin

A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.

They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.

"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."

"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."

by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019

Fenian cousin

An individual to whom one has no blood connection but a deep relationship through the catholic church.

“He didn’t make a donation last Sunday, are you sure he’s your fenian cousin?”

by Dreaming of Friday August 20, 2023