head hair

When performing fellatio and a hair, generally a pubic hair, enters the fallatiater's mouth. Occasionally the hair will get snagged between the victim's teeth causing significant irritation. Another typical scenario includes the hair sticking to the tongue, often precipitating a half-cough/half-gag reaction similar to a cat coughing up a hair ball.

"Ugh, I always get head hair when I blow Tommy. I wish he'd trim his pubes."

by Simply the best February 05, 2016

Lean Head

A person who frequently uses the opioid based substance known as "lean" for everyday activities, such as ignoring their kids, or posting live stream videos on social media while in their underwear.

These lean heads seriously need child services called on them asap.

by DannnnnBrrrroooowwwwnnn August 31, 2018

giblet-head

1. Dale Gribble on King of the Hill.
2. One who has giblets instead of grey matter within their cranium.

HANK: Dale, you giblet-head, if you were going to cheat, why did you buy a frozen bass?
DALE: I had a coupon.

by shill July 29, 2004

Zap Head

A person who lacks basic attentiveness, indiscriminately oblivious to surroundings, who chronically blunders, forgets or overlooks things, usually through lack of foresight, planning or basic common sense and mental ineptitude. Implies that said individual's brain is permanently or impermanently zapped, or short-circuited into malfunction.

Yo! Emmanuel blew up his third microwave this year, after leaving the same spoon in his soup again.. What a Zap Head!

by adg3.com December 07, 2010

head glitch

while playing call of duty you get behind something where only your head is showing but you can still shoot your gun as if nothing is in front of you

dang i just got killed by a kid head glitching the wall

by scott kpv August 16, 2011

Head for life

It is when you get head (blow jobs), for the rest of your life from someone. It usually comes up from a crazy bet to win a football game or something else stupid.

Bristol: we are going to lose
Pat: no we're gonna win.
Bristol: ...we re gonna lose
Pat: okay well if we win then you owe me head for life, and if we lose then ill buy 50 cheeseburgers from McDonalds.
Bristol: okay fine
20 min later and after the team wins
Bristol: fuck
Pat: haha hell yeah

by bjbob567 December 13, 2009

Tampon Head

An ugly blonde who has tips that look like they have been dyed with the blood of a tampon.

"Who's that? She's ugly as hell!"
"WATCH OUT, IT'S TAMPON HEAD!"

by MMSGIRL2016 May 16, 2016