fridge boner

When your dick is cold but it strangely gets hard

Oh shit another fridge boner in church

by Batdoi November 22, 2016

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Bloating fridge

A fridge overflowing with beer

Anyone need a beer? I’ve got a bloating fridge

by PatsyWB November 13, 2018

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fridge chips

The act of sexual intercourse, to have sex, to make love.

“Hey babe, lets go upstairs and get some fridge chips.”

by chargwl’ September 25, 2018

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check the fridge

When you just checked the fridge and realized that once again, that pesky Elon Musk has stuck yet another dead deer in your fridge.

Friend: I'm really hungry. can I get something to eat?
Me: I think I have some ham to make a sandwich, go and check the fridge

Friend: checks fridge **screams** asks Why is there a dead deer in here?
Me: Oh no! Not again!

by hithereurbandiconary April 14, 2019

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Fridge laps

Trying every alcoholic drink in the fridge at the bar until you either do a full lap or pass out

Me and drongo played fridge laps last week I got so shit faced I fucked a tranny

by Drink baileys out of a shoe March 19, 2019

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Human fridge

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.

I hate the human fridge

by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017

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