Cob schnobbler

Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.

I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.

by AriesSunflower August 5, 2023

Stoobin' up da cob

The act of making a dildo, based off of a real dick using a piece of corn on the cob.

"Hey want to hang at my place later" "sorry I cant I'm stoobin' up da cob"

by LittleKidLoverMichaelScott March 17, 2019

Cob gobbler

Someone that partakes in sucking alot of cock. Usually, a cob gobbler would be someone that is homosexual.

You can tell that that man over there is a cob gobbler.

by Theinsultedbanana April 4, 2024

cob

slang for penis, mainly used by closeted men.

i need some cob, ngl…
hmm, his cob is looking tasty

by cleartheair August 28, 2025

You eat the corn and the cob

To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.

Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.

by Dr.Elmo October 28, 2020

COB

Male:crusty old bastard
Female:crusty old bitch

Hey look at that cob

by anonymous May 26, 2021

Cob

Related too or describing ones dick.

Dude that guy’s got a massive cob.

by Angry cob September 26, 2021