Covid Crazy

People who are extremely scared of covid to the point that it ruins the lives of them and people around them.

I can’t hang out with John anymore. He won’t see me unless I wear 3 face masks and stand 30 ft from him. He really is covid crazy

by 856 money April 12, 2021

Covid-Free

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.

When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.

by MathPlus July 16, 2021

Covid Eye

Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate

Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"

by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

COVID GUILT

When you buy things for someone who you infected with COVID.

A Maryland resident was feeling ill and took an at-home COVID test on Christmas weekend. Since the results were negative, he spent time with his children and grandchildren. However, the following day, he tested positive for COVID. Not surprisingly, he infected all 3 families in attendance. Due to COVID guilt, the man is now taking the whole family on a long-awaited family trip to the beach this summer.

by Latin dad January 5, 2022

Covid-76

When you catch the coronavirus 4 times

That nigga Paulo Dybala got Covid-76 bro

by yxng_j.music May 5, 2020

This covid shit

An Aussie phrase, utterance or cluster of words to portray the emotion behind the archetype of which is Covid 19 as being somewhat of a disturbance to past, present and or future plans.

You doing much this week? Nah 'this covid shit' has really fucked me around

by Mickpsandham August 5, 2020

Covid-🎲

When bookmakers worldwide are ever changing the odds that President Trump would be re-elected, based on the good and bad news about him and his morally bankrupt administration, which make the headlines every day.

Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, tens of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.

by Fasters September 18, 2020