Cliff

SOME ASIAN DUDE THAT BUILDS HOUSES
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Cliff

1.) (noun)

An ancient German name meaning “the sound of a horses hooves on pavement” (E.g.: Kliff Kloff)

Men of this namesake tend to be highly intelligent, hard working, funny, and extremely good looking.

Cliffs always have many glowing attributes, however they are commonly born with the inability to spot a shit tosser. This can cause them stress throughout life, as they are constantly under the threat of being in the blast zone.

You can typically find a Cliff watching the movie White Squall, or in their backyard practicing karate kicks and yelling “Yee-Haw Mother F-ckers!”

If you have seen or know a Cliff, consider yourself very lucky. If you can call a Cliff your friend, consider yourself even luckier.

2. (noun)

A dangerous place to walk blind-folded.
That dude is top notch. He must be a Cliff.
by Rexella Flipcup, Esquire April 13, 2019
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cliff

the shortest guy youll ever meet
his name is the thing youll want to jump off of when you meet him
kicks you from vcs like a little shit
overall nasty guy
cliff: hello!
you: i want to jump off a cliff
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Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021
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Bitch Off A Cliff

Based on a June 22, 2013 internet news story where a Peruvian woman was caught on surveillance video assaulting her husband's alleged mistress and then throwing the alleged mistress off a 20 foot cliff. According to the report, the younger woman was not killed in the fall but did sustain some injuries in which she sought treatment at a local hospital.
"Man! I am so fuckin' pissed I could go all "bitch off a cliff" on her ass!"
by BlkRaven2u June 23, 2013
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