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Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.
“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics
by Startupedition July 20, 2024
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olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed
It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!
by M & MOB October 7, 2013
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Olympic games

The Olympic games, of all things, are not something to panic over. They're just games, win or lose. Holding nothing sacred but winning is not the point, and you wouldn't panic unless you're someone that holds nothing sacred, because then you'd feel like you had to win.
The uber competitive girl always put the same unrealistic pressure on everybody else that she tried to make it look like people were putting on her, when in reality she had always just been uber competitive about everything, and wanted to turn other people into her. Not everybody thought the Olympic games was a make or break event the way she did.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.
Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018
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Olympicing

The act of watching the Olympics.
Pronounced Olympic-ing
I can't right now, I'm Olympicing.
by grrrlieagogo October 8, 2008
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Olympe

Olympe is the most beautiful person on the planet. She's so funny that lamas can't stop looking at her. She is as generous as a slice of Comté.

What is better than a slice of a french cheese anyway ?
OMG, Olympe just ate all the cheese on the table !
by jobijoba June 6, 2017
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Olympic City

City's that hosted the Olympics and it crushed their economy
Sarajevo is such an Olympic City
by FancyBro February 15, 2018
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