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olympic expert

Someone who has no idea how the sport works but when the olympics are happening they turn into an expert in what sport they are watching
Becoming an Olympic expert

E.g:Someone watching diving
A:watching diving

B:yes
A:do you watch diving often

B: no
A: but why so suddenly you turn into an expert of diving
B: it just the olympics
by Klojarw July 29, 2024
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Olympic Diving

2 china men tumble into your asshole and you rate up as many fingers as you see fit
Nicholia: "I was caught olympic diving and she raised 8.5"

Scottie: "I just upgraded my base..."
by FromDust April 15, 2023
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olympic flag pole

When the male is on his back full erection and the female does a front flip onto him landing flawlessly on his Weiner
Man my dick hurts, she failed doing the Olympic flag pole
by Str8up8up1 April 6, 2021
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Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.
I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.
by Jc the Og December 15, 2018
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Coerced Deconstruction Olympics

The weaponization of radical critique within anti-racist or activist circles, where people are coerced into performative deconstruction under threat of social or ideological exile.
“Bro showed up to the protest and next thing you know he’s crying during the Coerced Deconstruction Olympics because he didn’t use the right pronouns and forgot to say he benefits from colonialism.”
by Moonman743 June 12, 2025
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forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...
Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!
by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017
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Fuckover Olympics

When you find your life has been destroyed piece by piece by political hate crime.
After I filed a human rights complaint at work, the political class put me in the Fuckover Olympics and I lost my job, home, health and happiness.
by On parole November 4, 2017
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