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Oklahoma Nose Candy

When I man fires his load into a womans nostrils then the women instantly snorts the baby yogurt like cocain down into her throat then finishing with a firm gulp.
by bigredk5 October 18, 2008
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Oklahoma Snap Dragon

When a man is getting head, the female snaps the man's penis in half, and while her mouth is full of blood, the man whispers something appalling in her ear, like "I have AIDS", thus making the blood squirt out her nose, almost like a dragon.
Last night I was giving me head when she gave me an Oklahoma Snap Dragon.
by TheBoiling June 16, 2008
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oklahoma nose bleed

throwing your head back when your mouth get to the base of the penis while giving a blowjob as if you had a nose bleed.
John loves my blowjobs but says he wishes i would throw in an oklahoma nose bleed
by wiggywiggyyo November 25, 2019
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Oklahoma Tootsie Roll

Whilst Square Dancing in Tulsa and making passionate butt sex with a Bison, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his Bisons mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave this Bison a Oklahoma Tootsie Roll last night, it was deeply indifferent.
by My Cat Pissed On My Books! February 20, 2017
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Oklahoma Fourth of July

The act of eating a girl out with pop-its in your mouth then attaching a firework to your dick and fucking her until it explodes. When you are finished, attach her carcass to a giant firework and send her exploding into the sky.
Friend: Why isn't Miranda at school today?
Me: Oh I gave her an Oklahoma Fourth of July last night.
Friend: Oh okay bro.
by cumblastershotrocket June 2, 2016
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Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.
Out riding my bike yesterday and I got hit by that fucking Oklahoma Hair Dryer.
by Sweaty Nutsack Person June 13, 2022
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Oklahoma spin cycle

During intercourse, you balance your partner on your penis and spin them like a helicopter.
“Dude… chicks love the Oklahoma spin cycle.”
by Spin cycle master August 23, 2022
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