this is the office muppet; leaders throughout the organization will try and surround themselves with kermits, people they can influence, pull their strings, play them at times, have them do whatever and whenever they want. The great leaders will strategically have kermits throughout the company in different cross-functional groups so they can rally them, pull them to take complete control. Some kermits are true losers, born that way and will always be losers, others unfortunately find themselves in this role, and often don't realize it until it's too loate ... they were probably promoted into it, possibly given a title, and may even be well paid, or overpaid ...only to serve as a kermit. Saavy leaders will seek out office 7 irons in the company to serve as their future kermits.
Jackson: Did you hear what happend to Lars?
Murphy: No what's up?
Jackson: He's been recruited by Miller?
Murphy: Ooh? To do what?
Jackson: Well after hearing how Lars backed Millers ridiculous idea in the advertising meeting, I'm guessing he is the new office kermit.
Murphy: No what's up?
Jackson: He's been recruited by Miller?
Murphy: Ooh? To do what?
Jackson: Well after hearing how Lars backed Millers ridiculous idea in the advertising meeting, I'm guessing he is the new office kermit.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
Get the Office Kermitmug. A underrated game with the main charather Eugene, He is a normal guy in school witch doesn't talk go anyone, But on chapter 1 he fell asleep (?) In the subway and then. He hears a voice of "workers" so he checked but nobody was there and then Eugene fainted and woke up I his Spirit (?) And then met 3 monsters that skate fro eat him, Then he tried to run but then a shady person came and saved him there was also a weird person near Eugene's body Their names are Boss and River then they returned into the office Eugene met Two other ghosts Hayden and Joan then Eugene Had too pay back his debt to Boss for saving him, so Eugene Came back tomorrow in Chapter 2 he goes with Hayden, Eugene tolled Hayden On what he heard in school about Luke's Dead cat (;-;) then Hayden asked a cat if it knows where Luke is then Eugene and Hayden found Luke having a dream but it's dark and he can only hear scratching notices from the door, The player can pick to see Luke's cat or not. Also you find another ghost named Sean he gives you a Flower that protects your spiritless body In chapter 3 Luke tells Eugene Thank you (?) And Going back home he noticed the flower shop owner Linda she was talking about her son that never showed his face. Most likely Sean Then when Eugene goes home he puts the flower In his mouth and then he goes with River
by I'M nobody December 7, 2021
Get the Underworld Officemug. When not used in the literal sense (that is, to refer to an actual officer of the court), to mean someone who is a mediator between two or more people.
by jameseb89 May 26, 2017
Get the officer of the courtmug. used in irish stoner terminology to keep away nasty pigs. once said everyone in the area must repeat the phrase.
by ELET January 30, 2020
Get the evening officermug. 
Verb - Passive Tense
(Note: The active tense version of this is simply Office Space)
Used when someone destroys a piece of (usually outdated) technology for reasons of utter frustrations of trying to get said piece of technology to work.
Made famous in the movie Office Space where three main characters from the movie take their printer, which would constantly display "paper jam" when none could be found, constantly roll paper back and forth between rollers, and display the infamous command PC LOAD LETTER, into an empty field and proceeded to break said printer to pieces with baseball bats.
(Note: The active tense version of this is simply Office Space)
Used when someone destroys a piece of (usually outdated) technology for reasons of utter frustrations of trying to get said piece of technology to work.
Made famous in the movie Office Space where three main characters from the movie take their printer, which would constantly display "paper jam" when none could be found, constantly roll paper back and forth between rollers, and display the infamous command PC LOAD LETTER, into an empty field and proceeded to break said printer to pieces with baseball bats.
by DarkenPsycho December 15, 2009
Get the Office Space'dmug. 1. Any location or environment (dorm, house, campgrounds, etc.) in which bros can be bros and can bro it up to almost no extent.
2. A service dealing with strictly bro-to-bro contact, correspondence, or exchange. Includes otherwise open social networking sites in which the user only adds bros as contacts.
2. A service dealing with strictly bro-to-bro contact, correspondence, or exchange. Includes otherwise open social networking sites in which the user only adds bros as contacts.
1. Dude 1: Why does everyone call Mike's place the Brost Office?
Dude 2: Because there's no rules, no neighbors, and all the booze you could ever dream to have.
2. Dude 1: Did Jim tell you when the party's at?
Dude 2: (logging in to Facebook) I'll check my Brost Office right now and see.
Dude 2: Because there's no rules, no neighbors, and all the booze you could ever dream to have.
2. Dude 1: Did Jim tell you when the party's at?
Dude 2: (logging in to Facebook) I'll check my Brost Office right now and see.
by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012
Get the Brost Officemug.