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noovie

Wow why are you being such a noovie.
by Matt J Dawkins October 16, 2008
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Noogle

To google something nerdy and irrelevant which would kind of make you look like an asshole depending on who you're talking to; Googling information that will never impress anyone you hope to fuck and in fact could alienate someone you're already fucking.
Noogling is usually motivated by bored curiosity or a desire to prove yourself right. E.g. "What is the origin of the phrase feeling under the weather?" Or "Which is more grammatically correct: All of THE sudden or all of A sudden?"

Sometimes followed immediately by an attempt to noogle the word that means that feeling of linguistic superiority when you confirm you're right or even just mostly right, and everyone who says all of THE sudden should be shot in the face before they can spread their subpar DNA around the planet like so much dandelion filth.
by Jennoyed May 23, 2014
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nookie

"I'm gonna' get some nookie tonight."
by x January 31, 2003
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nookie

It was April 1971, Vietnam was full-on.
I was talking to a girlfriend who was trying to decide whether to stay with me or go back with her boyfriend who was about to return from Nam. I somewhere got tongue tied between Fuck and Naughty. Somewhere between thought process and sound "Nookie" popped out. She said, "What'd you just say?" We both laughed, I immediately started using the word at every opportunity. The month was April.
An inoffensive simily to replace what was, at that time, an offensive word ie:Fuck.
by Rob Saddington April 7, 2004
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noobie

a person who asks stupid questions when u are trying to play an internet game...ususally refered in counter strike..yes.. people still play cs
die noobie
by eric "swampy" July 20, 2003
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noobie

some one that sucks at sc and wc
you shouldn't play warcraft u noobie.
by bob mcdonald March 9, 2004
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nookie train

1. An anal joining of 5 or more men by the penis.
2. When men fuck each other anally from behind and form a train.
All aboard the nookie train (Said the man covered in cum)
by imthegoose December 29, 2007
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