by Sarhrgsardhddsx April 4, 2020

by anonymous May 11, 2021

noah is the most amazing person ever. This boy will make you forget about anything else that has ever happened. he makes the rest of the world quiet and if for some reason it wont he will make it all shut up, so you can be at utter peace. this boy will change the world for you and he is the sweetest, most loving boy on earth. you can never stay mad at him because he is your whole entire world. he protects you from others and always asks you if you are okay because thats what he cares about the most. I hope he sees this one day, so he knows how much i love him because he means the absolute world to me and words can't describe how much of an impact he has made on my life and now he is my life and forever will be❤️
by beckyjessmonto August 22, 2023

Noah is a charming yet seductive young man. He is very a confident person but will make a fool out of himself to protect those he is close to. His favorite color is yellow, which perfectly conveys his outgoing and sweet personality. If prompted, he will wear a wedding dress and marry multiple people at the same time in order to keep his relationships alive. He is good at baseball, basketball and bowling but will still lose no matter how hard he tries. His passions include music, deep throating chickens and being carried in Fortnite. Overall, Noah is one of the kindest and most handsome people you will ever meet and if you find one, don’t let him go. But don’t let him grow out his hair too long or it’ll end up looking like the floor of a hair salon.
by WhatTheHellNoah December 25, 2021

He is the weirdest person you will meet in middle school. Yet EVERYONE(yes even the boys-) has a DAMNED CRUSH ON HIM!!! He's hispanic, curly haired, wears the "fAnCy" glasses. He is also the guy that's like-"Oh, I'm not looking for a relationship right now..." GOOD JOB!
Simp1- hey Noah..
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
by Melly Jelly March 9, 2023

Noah, me, one of the nicest guys you'll meet (I've been told) definitely has a bigger dick than Kevin and the ladies love him
by Being dumb September 25, 2021

Noah loves chicken and loves Naia more than chicken
Guy 1 "what are you thinking"
Noah "I only have Naia on my mind"
Guy 1 "what are you thinking"
Noah "I only have Naia on my mind"
by Negro6781 December 19, 2022
