proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016

proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.

Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.

by The bushleaguers March 04, 2016

Eye Proof

When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.

Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.

Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.

Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.

by trashtalkasias March 17, 2022

Dill-Proof

Anything custom made to be sweat-proof, seawater-proof, semen-proof and nuclear blast-proof.

A: Damn that picture of Nicole Scherzinger was so fine , I came on the phone!
B: Fuck is the phone working?
A: Hells yeah it's Dill-Proof!

by Analtorpedo February 05, 2018

Cokeyy-proof

The state in which something is safe enough for Cokeyy to not die when interacting with it.

"Did you Cokeyy-proof the nether?"
C0keyyyx burnt to a crisp
"I guess I forgot.."

by C0keyyx February 19, 2025

Prick Proof

Prick Proof:

Something so simple in either design or concept, that even a useless idiot could use or make sense of it.

A Zippo Lighter is so easy to use, it's Prick Proof!

by Brainbox101 June 27, 2009

proof wear

To provide information for a cause.

I have proof wear

by Abcvd January 06, 2024