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Pinoy-proof

Pinoy-proof: Any product, service, situation or process that fixes the loopholes that Filipinos usually tend to exploit to the chagrin of most people.
Our compliance department had to Pinoy-proof our process because some Filipinos booked multiple slots in the consultation calendar which took away slots from other people who also needed consultation slots, not to mention that they also wasted the unused slots.
by anonymous August 29, 2023
mugGet the Pinoy-proofmug.

Alameda Proof

Similar to bulletproof, but from Alameda Research, one of the most predatory Cryptocurrency trading desk and market maker, famous for its mantra on Effective Altruism: take away your money through market manipulation and give it to politicians who keep them from going to jail.
protocols keep getting built with a game theoretic optimal in mind, all this hubbub about mechanism design, when really we should just be designing them to be alameda proof
by AlamedaResearch June 13, 2022
mugGet the Alameda Proofmug.

Not having Proof

Not Having proof means youre stupid ass little nigga monkey
Not having Proof*
He he he haw
by Cloudy69420 April 3, 2022
mugGet the Not having Proofmug.

proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other
Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home
by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016
mugGet the proof selfiemug.

Bullet Proof

Just 30 layers of bondo and Weilding blankets
Bullet Proof before the coup
by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021
mugGet the Bullet Proofmug.

posted proof

when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.
Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.
by Jackkal May 29, 2010
mugGet the posted proofmug.

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