Nigel

A (African American) who claims they were a lifeguard, but is not for obvious reason.

"did you see leone said he was a life guard?"
"he is for sure lying, dudes a nigel"

by louiecifer May 25, 2023

Nigel

The act of screwing something up beyond recognition or redemption. To horrifically deviate from your original objective so badly that it leaves others strangely obsessed by the persons ineptitude

Oh man...you really Nigelled that up! YI mean you seriously f***** that up. You've gone to Paris without the keys to the flat.

by George7788 January 10, 2025

Nigel

Nigel is a cool, young urban explorer. He loves to explore tunnels and abandoned houses.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.

by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024

Dirty Nigel

To deliver an oversized mechanic’s index finger into the naughty balloon knot of your lover as she bends over to pick up your shooting brogues.

“Carol my dear, would you mind awfully grabbing my shooting attire from the back door and placing them on the drying rack for me”

“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”

“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”

“Love you too you cheeky monkey”

by Rachel1980 August 9, 2025

Nigel

When you fancy a few beverages (Beveraaaage) you can have a Nigel Farage, shortened simply to a cheeky "Nigel".

Oi lads, anyone fancy a Nigel?

by BernardMatthews April 23, 2019

Nigel

A greeting from one hood member to another. This word can be used by all races.

Yo what up my nigel! Oh yo tyrone whats been poppin

#mynigel

by rumrumrumrumrumvrum January 16, 2019

a nigel danger wank

Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.

a nigel danger wank job

by mrs tosser October 6, 2025