Mooch

That Scumbag who wants $5000 off a new 325i and thinks his 92' Integra with 170,000 miles is worth $7000.

You wouldn't believe what that fucking mooch wanted. I told him to get the fuck out of here and go and buy a Kia. O.K. I felt like telling him to get...

by Roger Corbett April 29, 2004

Moochie

A mutual friend on Facebook.

This girl and I have 300 moochies. I think I'll add her as a friend.

by CMoney201 May 18, 2011

mooch

someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.

Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

Moloch Sa'Sun

Literally: The vengeance of death
More accurately: The Avenger Of Deaths

De saan Moloch Sa'sun.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Moochfuck

I'm guessing it's simply a person that leeches off of you repeatedly and happens to also be something of a "fuck".

Could also be a 20+ year old man with no real healthy libido or incentive really to have his own life. Lives with enabling mother. He probably has Xbox pajama pants to go with the closest thing to a girlfriend he has; his Xbox. With no job and no real future he'll probably end up being a plumber or a hobo...or a couch potato...at his mother's house of course. Has probably watched Hentai multiple times.

May have some strange religious beliefs too.

Rob is such a Moochfuck, he doesn't have a job and all he does is play Xbox at his mom's house...and I'm pretty sure he still lives there too.

by That one Ex Girlfriend. January 3, 2010

moochie

man coochie / boy pussy/dude vag

i'm not gay but he threw that moochie back on my dick and i busted like 3 nuts

by blaccabbage April 7, 2017

Concert Mooch

Someone who consistently gets others to painstakingly procure concert tickets, although they do pay for them.

Tammy: Did you know that Mike wants to go the the WMMR BBQ Concert?
Nikki: Let me guess. He wants us to get the tickets?
Tammy: You know it!
Nikki: What a concert mooch.

by serpicosbaloo March 24, 2010