miracle-gazillor

The real name for the so called 'food-processor'.

Thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad! It's just what I wanted for Christmas! It's not as cool as my choppy-chop (the real name for the so called 'slap-chop' device), but I love it!

by mockme December 24, 2012

Hysterical-miracle

A person who is born and survives under extreme circumstance and manages to make people laugh

He was a hysterical-miracle of a child.

by Freelancers May 1, 2018

miracle of 1984

When the USA beat the Soviet Union in Olympics, winning a gold medal bestowed by God

It was the Miracle of 1984

by DCobler September 8, 2016

Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023

Miracle flush

When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.

Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.

by Lone15 April 17, 2020