miracle 7

Your typical dumbass.

Why is miracle 7 on some dumb shit again

by The7ThMiracle October 4, 2021

Miracle Whip and Slide

The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.

My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"

by BluesandSaintsNation March 2, 2023

Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019

Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023