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by bakibakiniore__ June 19, 2021

A milf is a smokin’ hot mom. Like 10/10. They usually have a kid named Bradley or Cyrus or something. But dang what a babe
by Huge Brain 69 January 24, 2021

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013

Mono Islamic liberation front
Next time your sons friends call you that just think of all the Mono Islamic liberation fronts
Next time your sons friends call you that just think of all the Mono Islamic liberation fronts
Son Friend 1: You one fine ass milf let me smack yo big ass, BITCH!
Son friend 2: Yea I would fuck the shit out of you milf
You: Yes I also love the sharing of mono Islamic liberation fronts *Smiles and nods*
Son friend 2: Yea I would fuck the shit out of you milf
You: Yes I also love the sharing of mono Islamic liberation fronts *Smiles and nods*
by NiggerSlaya69-420-911 May 3, 2018
