microwave mode

when u go MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

imma go microwave mode boyz

by tristar pint June 21, 2019

microwave beter

is someone says this to u they basically mean your food is awful and u should basiclaly just kill urslef because ur useless and cant cook

shai "i like boiling my noodles!"
the love of shai's life "microwave beter"

by Ilovetoweljob March 13, 2024

Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.

Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.

by Jummy12 July 30, 2021

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

microwaveable

when someone’s so cute and lovable and endearing you could just microwave them

will byers from stranger things is so microwaveable

by midnightsage August 20, 2022

microwaved

Uncooked, wont cook, never cooks.

Micheal is microwaved bruv

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024