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Microwave

Microwave says mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
by Skar450 August 31, 2019
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Greek Microwave

The act of farting in an enclosed vehicle, while simultaneously locking the windows.
by AndromedaRae March 16, 2025
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I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
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German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries
Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017
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Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in
Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!
by danesafucknigga June 17, 2025
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Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave
by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022
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