San Francisco Microwave

When two men (most likely) put each other's shit into one anothers asshole,like an alabama hot pocket.... disgusting yes, funny, maybe a little.

"I was told Tim and Clark did a (San Francisco Microwave) last night."

"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."

"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"

"It is!?!?!"

"Yes!"

"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."

"YAY!"

"(sigh)."

by Skeeter~Bob January 22, 2011

microwave dick

It's when your dick gets shoved in the microwave and your grandmother turns on the microwave burning your cock to bits. Then it lays there in ashes sizzling you screaming your grandmother points and say HAHAHAHA I'm going to eat that for dinner.

That microwave dick felt nice can I do it again

by Jerrywagner May 5, 2018

Microwaved Tea

Tea that has become cold but heats up as it becomes more relevant within a conversation

Jenny: Isn't Bianca such a bitch
Jennifer: Ooh I have some microwaved tea about Bianca

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by Michiinavii September 5, 2021

Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017

microwave

A motherfucking glock or gun..

That bitch had the microwave all in his grill..

by Ladii Spyda October 7, 2007

Microwave Butt

1. Someone with an ass so consumingly large that it couldn't possibly fit in a Microwave... HUGE.

2. A BAM

Microwave Butt is fuckin' Crazy. I'd better go hide now... GAWN!

by Demetri January 26, 2005