Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019

usb to micro usb

when a man with a large dick ass fucks a man with a smaller dick while he fucks the first man's wife because his dick cant fit inside her

Guy 1: How does shaquille o neal fuck his wife?
Guy 2: usb to micro usb

by mathblu June 3, 2018

micro minivan

Fagmobile

Hey look, a bunch of dudes are having sex in that micro minivan!

by Pseudo69nym June 5, 2018

micro peen

a very small penis peen could only be seen under a microscope. Most women don't enjoy the so called micro penis.

person 1: hey did you guys hear about jimmy's micro peen.?
person 2: i heard that it is smaller than a lady bug.

by SHOOK1230 May 17, 2020

micro bottoming

refers to anal sex with a very tight hole that allows for a micro penis to still feel pleasurable

Micro bottoming is the only way that my micro penis works.

by bb2292 May 22, 2020

Gym micro set

😜😜😜 burned 700 calories and yah ate after so.....

🤣🤣🤣 Gym micro set.

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 9, 2020

micro progression

A term used to describe improvement over time, whether it is in oneself, a task or a situation. The term denotes a step by step progress of small improvements with each step.

It took me thirty years to become the best. It was a micro progression.

by Hugh Wards June 20, 2020