Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.

Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.

by McDeuce August 19, 2018

Messy

Someone who drinks and takes excessive amounts of drugs.

Did you see how messy that guy was, didn’t even know what day it was.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Messi-Ronaldo

You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape

Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.

by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019

messy

slang meaning stupid, dumb, silly

A: "K and Z were arguing over something so stupid today, bro."
B: "Really? That's so messy!"

by kiwibo November 12, 2020

messy supreme

a messy supreme is where you put your dick in someones ear then in there nose up their ass then you put your cock down their throat

i gave that bitch a nice messy supreme

by magmashockwav3y November 25, 2020

Messy willy

pegging after taking a laxative

Man i havent walked right since that messy willy.

by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020

Messy willy

pegging after taking laxatives

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.

by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020