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messy-mess

(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
by MelissaandEmily January 1, 2008
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Messi

Somebody who has promised to be somewhere or do something, only to back out a the last possible moment, without honest reason or apology, causing embarrassment for the host and bemusement for all onlookers.
He said he would call me back, but he pulled a Messi and never did.

She’s such a Messi, she never keeps her promises.
by hongkongpeople February 6, 2024
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Messi

He is super bad and super ugly with his face bruh
I HATE MESSI
by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023
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messi is the goat

messi is the goat is common way for people to express the same sentiments as germany did during the second world war
everytime i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is hh.
by jimmy john’s June 30, 2024
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Messy willy

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.
by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020
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messy chestnut

A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.
by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016
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Messy Slaying

Messy Marv, a rapper who gained vast acclaim in the 90s, routinely included the word "messy" in his lyrics to affectionately describe individuals with a tendency to behave in an amusing manner that some may classify as unruly, dramatic, or controversial.

In the 70s and 80s, the word "slay" was redefined to describe and encourage people "killing it" with their moves and physical appearance on the dance floor.

The two were combined to create a term entitled "messy slaying" which translates to someone who is so attractive or successful in their endeavors that it sparks drama, incites mass controversy, or draws attention.
Girl, you messy slaying in that outfit, you not goin home alone tonight.
by thatdudewithadoggo December 17, 2024
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