Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.
Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.
by jederic January 17, 2018
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Rowdy Mermaid

When a woman pees on her partners face while she is receiving cunnilingus. Most times unwanted and only for the gratification of the giving party.
Girl, Joe came in for some fish tacos but I gave him the Rowdy Mermaid.
by CumboochaKing October 30, 2020
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Reverse Mermaid

The sexual act of copulating from behind while dunking their head in the bath.
My hair is wet because my boyfriend just did the reverse mermaid on me.
by ivlogtv October 08, 2023
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mermaid butter

Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.
Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!
by Texaskris December 24, 2023
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dumpster mermaid

Scavenges for items in dumpsters. This could be for various reasons, including finding unique or vintage items, recycling, or simply out of necessity.
• Often has a bohemian or alternative style. This might involve wearing unique, often handmade or thrifted clothing, and possibly incorporating elements of mermaid or oceanic themes into their appearance.
Hey, put your beer and cigarette down and tuck your gut in you Dumpster Mermaid
by Reverend Big Jon December 12, 2024
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Sewer mermaid

Ratchet ass trashy ass no classy ass thirty ass bitch or manbitch a mitch
That woman is a pure bread sewer mermaid aka a peice of horse shit right out a horses ass.
by Heaven Lii October 01, 2021
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Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.
That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.
by One1Upp July 18, 2024
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