Melvin

No matter how beautiful a woman is or how good in bed she is there will always be that one guy who's sick of her shit

Once you get to know her
Melissa turns out to be quite a Melvin.

by Philth13 January 29, 2023

Melvin

A stupid and useless person

“Haha Paul just reversed into his bins, what a Melvin”

by markallan12 September 7, 2020

Melvin

Melvin is a tall and handsome person, he gets picked up by women constantly. He is said to have moved mountains and the worlds. Melvin can be defined as someone who gets the job done. He is 69ft tall and has muscles the size of pluto.

Melvin can also be used as a compliment, as it means "god-like"

"Omg ur so melvin"

by Nasauranus May 10, 2022

Melvin

The blending of the names of Melissa and Kevin. The best couple on Earth. Real ride or die Bonnie and Clyde type.

"I cant wait to celebrate Melvin at their wedding.

by LocalLinda March 22, 2024

Milky Melvin

To squirt breast milk on to someone's underwear and then give them a wedgie.

Did u see that guy last night that got milky melvined? How embarrassing.

by Methium Webster's definitions August 19, 2022

Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.

“Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”

by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021

Melvin

Melvin is a sweet hearted guy who is very humble but he’s had a type lightskins girls who he is crazy for but he also enjoys eating Oreos

Woah is that melvin
Ofc melvin is eating Oreos again

by Iminlovewithmelvin January 24, 2022