Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals

(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine

by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016

Medication

What they try to get you to take in order to slowly kill your brain and pacify you.

Dr Chudjack: Listen to the medcels, take your medication!
Wise Man: No, stop trying to kill me! I'll never take my meds!

by Trampofine October 24, 2025

The medic symbol

When two consenting men wrap their phallusi around one another like the symbol of medicine.

So, how do we make the medic symbol with our penises.

by Banana Hammie December 14, 2019

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center

One of the best hospitals in Los Angeles

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center is great

by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022

Medically Sexy

When a medical professional is performing a procedure and unwittingly portrays enhanced levels of sexiness- possibly due to posture, perspective, or use of intoxicants.

While undergoing a lengthy dental procedure, I couldn’t help but notice every muscle rippling in my dentists forearms. I couldn’t even see his face but he was like…medically sexy.

by AlaskanChampion March 30, 2022

reverse medic

somebody who is a medic, but in reverse.
they kill you, and then give money to you

person: this is a medic
person: and this is a reverse medic!
child: thats jack the ripper, a murderer , John

by angry jellyfish :] March 30, 2023

TF2 medic

The most sexiest man in existence, I'd let him practice experimental medicine on me anyways. 0w0.

Person: I play overwatch
Chad: I play TF2
Person: But there's no wifus in that game
Chad: Check again
Person: Oh my fucking god, TF2 medic is so hot!

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024