Mattress Biter

Worse than a pillow biter. Probably takes a 2x4 in the ass or something. Usually a fetish within the Caucasion race.

Poor mattress biter, he can't even walk straight.

by The Marksman August 23, 2005

mattress party

When the family or friends of a terminally ill person (sick, dying, or otherwise lame) throw a mattress over him/her and take turns wallowing on it in order to smother him/her.

"If Cousin Joe don't show no signs of recuv'ry, we's might just have to have ourselve's a right Mattress Party."

by Hillary Lauffer December 9, 2008

devil-breasted mattress thatcher

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

mastrabate

having an orgasm without any external forces touching the genitals like having a wet dream. based on the differences between intranet and internet.

Dan woke up with a mess in his bed because he mastrabated from within his body and caused an eruption downstairs

by PeanutsMcPeanuts January 18, 2009

mantra

a commonly repeated word or phrase

She repeated "So pleased with how its going" at intervals like a mantra.

by WordNet February 15, 2005

lego mastro

A white Supremist that works for the KKK and Works for fake new

cbrady350 is better than Lego Mastro

Lego mastro is a KKK

by F_P Cool September 25, 2017

Mattress Monkey

A crazy, wild lover. Animal in the bedroom..But cute and cuddly in public.

"Last night was so great, he's sucha mattress monkey."

by dustbunny April 27, 2005