by Sudata April 28, 2005
Get the gay marriagemug. 1. You're born Gay you can't turn Gay so if lots of gay couples got married it would not change straight people at all
2. Theres too many people reproducing anyway in 50 years they'll be hardly room left on the planet
3. Its the love that counts
2. Theres too many people reproducing anyway in 50 years they'll be hardly room left on the planet
3. Its the love that counts
by EyeLoomer November 1, 2004
Get the gay marriagemug. by Will J. Pa. May 21, 2006
Get the boston marriagemug. A union for the sole purpose of being able to have sex that isn't outside of a marriage. The couple is usually young and have been engaged for a very short period of time. The girl is usually a 'virgin'. At least one set of parets disapproves. There is usually a credible friend (usually a crazy aunt) that will vouch for the sincerity of the relationship and proclaim that they really are going to "make it"
Robert and Nichole met in college 2 semesters ago. Nichole is a "virgin" and saving herself for marriage. Nichole and Robert decide to elope to the courthouse so that they can consumate the hotel marriage right away. Nichole's parents are devastated. Robert's aunt, Christina, is convinced that they are "made for each other" and are going to be married 50 years. Unless Nichole gets pregnant first.
by Robert Joe James February 19, 2009
Get the Hotel Marriagemug. A death certificate.
by jake bilings May 8, 2010
Get the marriage licensemug. by Pseudonym09872 June 13, 2018
Get the marriageable abusemug. When you and your bird yeah are getting serious and she's all like "When we getting married brah" So your all like one sec sugar tits. (Pick up a rock from your garden, has to be a pretty one yeah) Give her the rock and say "Cant offord a shiny one to go on your greasy finger yet so have this one instead" Ladies man right there boys girls!
Civilian 1: You and Brian are getting pretty serious?
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
by 501 Massive May 21, 2015
Get the Marriage Rockmug.