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Markus

Markus is a character made by DevNoob. DevNoob uses Markus in every game he makes. He is a yellow character with a top hat. He's nemesis is Darkus.
Markus is in Funitubers.
by Ruts December 22, 2022
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Marcused

When a dude is so pussy whipped that his boys can't help but wonder whether his girl is giving him a rusty trombone or pegging him.
Sad to see that happened to that poor boy, he's been Marcused. He needs an intervention before he ends up homeless or in a psych ward.
by Viking Pride December 29, 2022
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markus shakotko

markus is so lit im like gonna ! . )

!. ) german
hey markus shakotko you are the gem of i am german
by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiGIRLfreindDYLAN January 26, 2023
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Markuss

A man who needs to be dicked down and get a shotgun blown up his asshole, this man is too horny for his own good.
"MARKUSS YOUR WEINER IS TOO BIGGGG"
"i will kill you markuss"
"IM HORNY FOR YOU MARKUSS"-DOM
by ihavmycocinmyhandrightnow April 21, 2023
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Marcus Langlee

A really skinny tall guy with a square head. He is well known to be the guy who never eats his food and rather eat fast for some reason. He always talks about anime but the anime he is refrencing he has never watched. But not all Marcus Langlees are like this, this is just the most common. Marcus Langlee can also be used to describe a guy who always talks about anime and never watched or watched very little the anime he is refencing. The orignal Marcus Langlee is the first ever person to be Pickleberried as that "word" did not exsist before he was shot in the back of the head by his friends in roblox. Most Marcus Langlees are also very cringe and make you want to die, they also like to pay to win in games and irl things. A Yashar (which is a unfunny gay furry) would be asked by many people where Marcus Langlee is and most Yashars will get mad and make furry noises.
I saw a wild Marcus Langlee in my house trying to kill me today.

Please help me I wrote a essay about how Marcus Langlees are worse than Yashars and Marcus Langlee fans started chasing me.
by 123457890- May 2, 2023
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Marcus

Has self esteem issues and has been wronged but when he does find the right one he will treat them with every inch of love he still has left in him and more, he'll love them till the absolute end of time and the beginning of a new time, for every end has a new beginning. If you hurt the person he loves trust and believe you won't leave his death note. No matter how much the person he loves asks him to, you can hurt him all you want hurt the person he loves and it's over for you.
Gary: Fuck you Marcus
Marcus: --_-- okay? and? idgaf
Gary: Fuck ___ too
Marcus: *pulls out atomic bomb*
by Strawberry_Chinchilla May 8, 2023
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Marcus Ainsley

When a man grabs a womens breast or buttock non consensually.
“I just did a Marcus Ainsley
Watch out for Jack Mckenny”
by hairynipplesauce May 13, 2023
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