Maria

Ugly ass Mexican chick that has no part in her hair and thinks she's amazing.

Guy1: Hey is that a Maria?

Ben: yeah it must be she's shorter then me with her boots on.

by Memester67 January 30, 2017

Maria

She has these weird houses in Michigan and Dayton I don’t know if she is a zombie it’s lacy I hate everybody taht lives here and she loves weston

It lose of many people in a kinnaper she is a lose women she is a whore -reachel it’s used to kill people like maria

by Stalkers9273 June 14, 2019

Maria

Maria is a bad person no one likes her when she acts like kind of a good person she has to much makeup it scares people away

Maria take a shower to take of all that makeup

by mysterious 47 November 9, 2021

Maria

A very nice girl. Very sensitive and might be afraid to show her feelings. She is very good at lying, but will never tell ;) She is usually a loner at school and might have one or two close friends.

Did you see Maria over there?

by MariaR/Parakeet777 October 16, 2019

Maria

When asked what’s a Maria ,everyone will look at you weird and ask the fuck is a Maria

Yo my dad is just like Maria ( non existent) tyrone proceeds to cry

by YYXXMDN September 18, 2019

Maria

She’s a slutty ass bitch

Maria is a slut

by Bestfran666 July 1, 2020

Maria

She is a girl who we can kill when we get 100 signatures. She has a tiny wee wee. She has a very serious medical condition where she cant go more than 2 minutes without sucking dick. She likes Panic at the disco. She is married to Brendon Urie.

She protecc
she attacc
but most imporantly

she dick succ.

Maria sucked jaylins dick last night.

by Me no succ dicc April 10, 2019