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When a millennial explains something to you in expansive yet naive and sometimes incorrect detail, failing to recognize your expertise and expansive knowledge of the subject. Often followed by concern that any attempted clarification of their explanation is a misunderstanding of their absolute wisdom and is a sign of early dementia.
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Millennium Train  

EDI Rail built the Millennium Train for use in the Sydney rail network. Sydney was promised something special and special it was.

If the people of Sydney in 1988 thought the Tangara was the ultimate in train technology they were in for a pleasant surprise when the Millennium Train arrived. It had all the bells and whistles.

Unfortunately the people running the show, and directly one MP Michael Costa who was the transport minister of the day, they all got cold feet after a few major delays. Like the Tangara in 1988, in 2003 and beyond this was a very complex train that required expert gentle hands.

With thousands of staff to be trained it was a tall order to expect every member of staff would have it down perfect from day one. Yet at the time the minister was told. We will make it work.

With no improvements the minister said, dumb this train down.

A question that demands an honest answer is.
Why did EDI not painted Mr Costas picture on the front of the train?

Back to the serious business. EDI must have made it clear that dummying down is stepping backwards. Not to be seen as getting it wrong MP Costa showed them about stepping backwards. He cancelled the contract.

MP Costa had all Millennium trains moved to a less critical south lines where delays dont make the daily news papers.

If the Millennium Train was a bit of an embarrassment, more is just around the corner.

In a few years, coming to a station near you, a new project called the PPP train.
Public, Private Partnership. Dont wait up as like the previous trains, the people in power refuse to acknowledge they could have it wrong.

Sounds like a familiar tune that they are playing.
(Q)
How can you turn a modern train, such as the Millennium Train into a joke.

(A)
Ask the NSW transport minister.
Millennium Train by Railways January 15, 2008

millennium adult 

Someone born in the new millennium (Year 2000) whose about to turn 18 in 2018!

We're all shocked! Expect for the trolls and pedants who we ignore.
Ryan to Dave: Dude did you know people born in 2000 will be adults!!!!
Dave: No...this cant be.....I'm 30 years older than them, it's too early to have millennium adults why now???
Ryan: IDK DAVE!
Dave passes up.
Ryan: Dave?
millennium adult by IloveApplePies2 December 23, 2017

Millennium Dome 

An expensive, ill advised, universally hated, embarrassment that you wish would just disapear.
It's all gone dome shaped.

Don't mention the dome.
Millennium Dome by anonymous August 28, 2003

Zillennials 

According to most reliable sources the Zillennials are the micro-generation of people born from around 1993-1998.

They are the transitional years from Millennials to Gen Z, having a bit of the mentality of both generations and sharing experiences with both, being seen as the "bridge" for this generations by marketers.
Zillennials are the generational sandwiched middle children
Zillennials by Zillennialwizard December 18, 2022

Zillennial 

Any individual born between 1995-2000.

Nobody knows whether they’re a millennial or gen Z so we settled on the next best thing.
“I’m in the middle of an existential crisis. I can’t tell which generation I’m apart of... so I made up my own — Zillennial.”
Zillennial by Kapowzi December 19, 2022

The Good Millennials 

A good millennial measures multiple times and cuts once. Thinks, then acts.
"Jamal is not like those other kids, he's probably one of the good millennials"
"Sanju doesn't talk about Instagram all day, he must be one of the good millennials"