locker tetris

The act of having arrange and position many items in a locker or other small spaces in order to get the door of said small space to close. Usually the result of disorganization

Teacher: Jimmy why are you late?
Jimmy: I'm sorry, I had to spend 20 minutes playing locker tetris
Teacher: Ah, I see. Well, go to your seat then

by TetrisFreak May 4, 2011

Locktowel

(verb) when you want to smoke questionable substances in the comfort of your dorm rooms or any other room where smoking is forbidden. You put a towel at the bottom crack of the door and lock it.

*Nic lets Sean into the room*
*after Sean enters, Nic closes the door and walks away*
Jesse "Locktowel"

*Nic turns around and locks the door and puts a towel over the doorcrack.

by Treasure Penguin May 24, 2011

locker ho

A girl who stands in a locker waiting for people to walk past and put their junk in a hole in the locker

Dude, I was up on the 4th floor, locker ho is on duty!

by MCompany November 12, 2011

Lockerstalk

When someone waits at your locker until you show up.

Dude, I was lockerstalking you yesterday! Where were you?

Man, I hate it when she lockerstalks me. Seriously, give me some time alone.

Ugh, my lockerstalker's there again. Let's just leave.

by the Appendix November 28, 2011

LOCKTARD

When you accidentally hit the caps lock button, yet keep on writing and refuse to correct your mistake.

Heidi is such a LOCKTARD, she always writes on my facebook page in all capital letters.

by H10134 November 29, 2011

locker room soup

A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.

It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.

"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"

"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."

"Locker room soup is delicious!"

by HowToMakeLockerRoomSoup January 5, 2014

Locked Wallet

When someone who isn't broke but is cheap. They must have a locked wallet.

Went to dinner with my cousins. I picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. One pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. The tip total was about $18. I joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.

by Aston_D June 18, 2016