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Locktowel 

(verb) when you want to smoke questionable substances in the comfort of your dorm rooms or any other room where smoking is forbidden. You put a towel at the bottom crack of the door and lock it.
*Nic lets Sean into the room*
*after Sean enters, Nic closes the door and walks away*
Jesse "Locktowel"

*Nic turns around and locks the door and puts a towel over the doorcrack.
Locktowel by Treasure Penguin May 24, 2011
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Locktober 

When typically men put on chastity cages on for the entire month of October.
I’m going to be so horny at the end of Locktober.
Locktober by Kinggold63 October 3, 2018

Locktober 

A male-initiated month long abstinence from sex utilizing a male chastity device during the month of October. Often associated with great gains in the gym.
This Locktober, Ryan threw away the key for his combo plug and cage as a way to stop Hailèigh from stalling his gains.
Locktober by Gigachad’s Chin Gap October 10, 2022

cocktowel 

that towel
i used it on my cock
cocktowel by davidwating September 4, 2003

Locktober 

When girls put on their chastity belts for the entire month of October.
I am always so wet after Locktober.
Locktober by kl_bookcover September 30, 2021

Locktoberfest 

Locktoberfest is the entire month of October when, for those observing it, guys have to lock up their dick in a cock cage that prevents them from getting a boner.
Tomorrow is the beginning of Locktoberfest, and Matt wants me to wear a cock-cage for the whole month!
Locktoberfest by USAF Cadet September 30, 2021

Locktober 

When girls put on their chastity belts for the entire month of October.
I am always so wet after locktober.
Locktober by kl_bookcover September 30, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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