a good llama

Alexa Miller is a good llama which is a 5"4 girl who runs track and has a funny ass dude names Trey

He's such a good llama

by A Good Llama September 14, 2017

llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know

Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain

by fuckingtwatbitch July 01, 2015

Valley Llama

An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.

Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."

by MikeNever May 21, 2013

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

llama knee

The results when a tranny attempts to hide their junk. Not to be confused with, "moose knuckle," or " camel toe."

That dude looking like a lady except for the llama knee in his trunk.

by Losinbadly January 19, 2018

Angry llama

When hitting it from behind, you spit in their face when they turn around. They will wonder what just happened, then you cum on their face & in their mouth. But to do this successfully, you MUST call your Uber ahead of time.

Oh yeah I gave Tiffany the angry llama last night!

by Graeme99 October 21, 2019

Obama llama

The alpha male of the llama pack.

OBAMA!! CHANGE!!

The Obama llama fought the other male llamas successfully to win copulatory rights of the females.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 28, 2009