Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.
"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.
LingLing40hours is the best.
by MarsArgoKawaii January 12, 2021
Get the Ling Lingmug. A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025
Get the Ling the Longmug. Gamer 1: "Bruh where are you I thought you joined the match?"
Gamer 2: "It says I joined I don't know dude."
Gamer 1: "Ling, check your ping."
Gamer 2: "It says I joined I don't know dude."
Gamer 1: "Ling, check your ping."
by bsodcat November 20, 2020
Get the Lingmug. “Hey, are you a fun of that guy Michael Che?”
“Me? No I am one of his Dump Lings”
“ Oh dude, weird flex by OK”
“Me? No I am one of his Dump Lings”
“ Oh dude, weird flex by OK”
by Mmmmkay January 3, 2022
Get the Dump Lingmug. My ding-a-ling is big ;)
by Madi06 May 20, 2018
Get the ding-a-lingmug. 
by BTS DOG EAATER November 13, 2022
Get the ling ching wingmug.