lenguin 

Lenguin: a good-looking girl, it is well known that weed is peng and girls are leng, so if a girl is leng she is a lenguin.

"OMG check out that lenguins arse" *high fives mate "Ye i know bruv, want another toke of this peng?" *winks "you know this"

lenguin by nordybear December 17, 2011

Lengend

Being of an extremely homosexual nature

“Omg Kayla is a lengend”

Lengend by Yeetus35718 July 8, 2019

Lengdo 

The definition of Shauna Hughes king , super sexy

Oooofff she’s lengdo

Lengdo by Lkkkk March 20, 2020

reverends length 

the slipping of a vicars manhood

i was once a choir boy, until the good reverend slipped me his reverends length

reverends length by jon boy walton May 17, 2008

Planck Length 

The smallest known measurement in the universe. Also the size of ur dad's pp.

Person 1: Yo I bet ur pp is smoler than mine
Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?

Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.

guys im kidding the planck length is ridiculously small you wouldn't have a pp if it was that small

Planck Length by TopGG April 25, 2022

Slipping her a length 

To have consenting sexual intercourse with a woman, to penetrate the vagina with the penis.

"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"

"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.

I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."

Slipping her a length by Arlo Barlow August 28, 2010

Lengest 

Pretty

idfk dont ask me pussy Lengest

Lengest by fuckingpussypeoplepenis February 8, 2022