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Leased IP

A leased IP, is an IP address you get from an ISP, that is in use, though the ISP company states other wise.

When you have a leased IP, there will be an IP address conflict, resulting in network connection loss.
A company gives you a leased ip, and the address is already in use by a Cisco IP phone. Both devices cannot use the address at the same time. Resulting in problems with your IP connection.
by X0rbit April 18, 2009
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cock lased

A cum stream so powerful it injures or kills anyone in its path
Dude I cock lased this chick last night and it think she might be dead
by Kax_604 August 8, 2008
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Friend-in-Lease

Friends of your roommates that you never hang out with except through them. More than acquaintance, but less than a real friend.
Man, I can't call Tiffany. She's your friend. She's only my friend-in-lease.
by Dave R October 9, 2005
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Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.
Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!
by Krunkmister October 16, 2007
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yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.
Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.
by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006
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Phase Laser

A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.

WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.
Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!

Look at that phase laser in that shop!

That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.
by Minnesia April 30, 2011
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Jewish Lease

When someone purchases something in order to use it for 1-2 days, then returns it, only to purchase a newer model/version in 3-6 months to use and return again; thus essentially using the item and future upgrades for free.
You know that tent I bought last weekend? I returned it today, and I'm buying a newer model next time I go camping and returning it again.

Oy vey what a Jewish lease!
by XxMassiveSavingsxX November 14, 2015
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