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Kinder pingui

Similar to normal blowjob, however for classic version of Kinder Pingui receiver must be white. Dick is covered with shit, as well as l, there is shit stuck in urethra (looks like Kinder Pingui bar). Can happen after anal sex. Popular in Alabama.
"-Oh man, I've tried ass-to-mouth wih Cindy last night. She did it even when my dick was all in her shit. Some even stuck in my pee hole!
-Haha! Nice man! You gave her nice Kinder Pingui! She must loved it!"
by Grandol August 24, 2021
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kinderwhore

A young girl (around 11-15) who thinks it's really killer to dress like a whore, therefore "kinder" as in young.. whores.
"What a fucken kinderwhore"
by ~Kayla~ September 27, 2003
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kinder surprise

The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.
Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!
by addigator February 7, 2008
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Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)

“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.

When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
Can be used in phrases such as:

Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”

Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”

Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
by 8Woody November 8, 2009
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Kinder surprise

The term "Kinder surprise" refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a Kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.
Sam: Did you see that Kinder surprise over there?
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!
by Tali xox June 28, 2014
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Kinder Crimping

A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.
Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?
by Will Hawkins January 11, 2009
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Kindergarten project

Getting a girl to suck you off, pull out right before you ejaculate and cum any design you prefer on her face. The next step requires you to blow glitter all over the girls face. Finally, give the girl a little shake to knock off any excess glitter, and your project is complete.
by Zane & Charlotte July 7, 2010
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