kookies

A food invented by Vash. Ingredients include: Amphetomines, Listerine, Windex, Toothepaste, Soap, More Windex, Paper, Some Copper Stuff With A Long Name, Gadifgergifger, Crack, Butt Crack, Pot, Soda Pot, Ass-Meats, and Sugar.

These Kookies are f***ing delicious. My Tummy hurts. Why are there fish in the sky?

by KirbyKollector September 14, 2003

koof

calf preserved in formaldehyde, usually found in many a biology cupboard

oh look there is a koof

by shorty May 29, 2004

koof

1. The passing of gas
2. inappropriate person

1. chelsea just koofed , it smells badly
2. that koof failed college twice already

by eric j alexander June 16, 2008

kooliboo

Kooliboo is the level above all gayness since the world has been open to a whole new kind of gay shit since that queer eye show.

Rob:Oh God here comes christina
Ray:who?
Rob:You know.It's Chris.That guy who changed his sex because he felt like a girl inside.
Ray:Holy shit.That dude is so fucken kooliboo

by the osteoblaster May 13, 2005

Kookie Bread

1. Also see crazy bread mean smelly vagina.
2. Names given to bratty younger siblings.

1. that bitch had major kookie bread under her skirt.
2. Haiden you are such a kookie bread.

by bamdizko July 1, 2008

koofee

Something that is not cool.

Yankees are mad koofee.

by coufie November 1, 2009

Koof

adj,noun,verb; A socially awkward person that tries to fit in, and buys in to the latest trends in a weak attempt at what they themselves perceive as cool. All the while oblivious to what is truly considered "cool" by their set social norms.
adj: koof, koofy
noun: koof
verb: koofed, koofing

That koof is really going at it.
O man, hes really koofing it.
He can be really koofy sometimes.

by El penis Grande July 14, 2015