Kiwi

A fat ugly thing that has very greasy hair and is a weirdo that walks around with teddies

K: oh my gosh did you see kiwi??!!
M: YES IT WAS SO FUNNY

by Tango.In July 3, 2022

Kiwi man

A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head

He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit

by Bavkpavk181818 January 15, 2021

Cutting a kiwi

Slang for jacking it

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it

by joshuaNHL October 10, 2023

Kiwi

Basically when the nutsack is very hairy

I had some pretty good sex last night but the girl wouldn't stop looking at my kiwi

by Munch709 February 2, 2017

kiwi

birb

that kiwi is a birb.

by FuriTheFruitBat April 16, 2022

Kiwi

A dark haired man with short head and facial hair resembling a kiwi fruit

You are such a cute kiwi, I want to stroke your head

by MinnieGenie January 6, 2020

kiwis

male dog balls

look at dexters kiwis

by rjdicnwid February 8, 2018