Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

keyboard bangs

The explosive sound when a programmer gets an Eureka moment and hits real hard on the Enter key to show his pride.

Schwan was doing his keyboard banging in the office today. I am happy for his accomplishments, but his keyboard bangs are quite annoying.

by Savant Of Christ November 28, 2014

Keyboard by SteelSeries

Basically what is shown on a gaming laptop with a built-in keyboard by SteelSeries.

On a MSI ge72, on bottom left of the keyboard, says: 'Keyboard by SteelSeries'.

by ‫ June 26, 2021

Keyboard Catting

Keyboard catting is a phrase used by gamers when a user is using a keyboard and mouse instead of a controller to play games. The keyboard catting phrase is mainly used by PC, Gaming PC, Gaming Laptop, Laptop users when playing a world-famous game Grand Theft Auto Five (Actual Name: Grand Theft Auto V, Gaming Name: GTAV or GTA Five). The keyboard catting phrase is usually assigned to the newest users to Grand Theft Auto V or FiveM as they do not normally use a controller during their early days of their gaming experience.

I am keyboard catting and am new to FiveM.

by Zach Gaming (YouTuber) August 10, 2019

crusty keyboard

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.

Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard

by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019

Keyboard Supermodel

A person or persons who like to post on social media about other people's physical flaws while completely disregarding their own, and hide behind the anonymity of the internet to feel safe enough to say things they would never dream to say to others in person.

That jerk is a keyboard supermodel...he talks a lot of crap, but his profile picture says it all.

by Essie123 August 16, 2018

Keyboard Teacher

People who write long answers to simple basic questions online to feel important

Hey man did you see that Keyboard Teacher on Quora

by Rustyshaklefoed January 17, 2021