Keyboard Kids

When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.

"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"

by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017

Keyboard warrior

An individual who is unable to confront another individual in person, but acts like a big man behind a screen. An example of this is Simon Vaisey.

Classic keyboard warrior, wouldn’t say anything to my face.

by Urzz February 6, 2021

Keyboard Karen

A person who stalks the comment section on social media platforms and harassess anyone with an opinion that could be perceived as different from their own. They are often entitled and speak down to others with a prominent self righteous attitude. When cornered in an argument, they may resort to accusations of bigotry or assume the role of victim.

I commented on a joke last night and a Keyboard Karen spent 2 hours trying to make me feel like a terrible person!

by Just Ignore Them December 17, 2021

kat’s keyboard

kat’s keyboard is referring to when someone can’t type on a cell phone properly; they make many mistakes when typing that their sentences don’t make any sense.

“you can’t spell anything right, it’s like you have kat’s keyboard”

by AHHHHHHBY January 7, 2023

Keyboard Cuddler

Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper

So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine

by CJDustyMiner September 25, 2015

Keyboard Symphony

The noise of loads of people in the same room typing on computers

Keith: I Couldn't hear anything because of that keyboard symphony

by The Muffin Bear November 7, 2010

Keyboard Supermodel

A person or persons who like to post on social media about other people's physical flaws while completely disregarding their own, and hide behind the anonymity of the internet to feel safe enough to say things they would never dream to say to others in person.

That jerk is a keyboard supermodel...he talks a lot of crap, but his profile picture says it all.

by Essie123 August 16, 2018