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kentucky vibrator

When a woman sits over and has sexual intercourse with the agitator of a Washing Machine during a spin cycle.
I went to go wash clothes and found my roomate using the Washing Machine as a Kentucky Vibrator.
by xXMyBloodyReaperXx June 9, 2017
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The Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky Thumb is a sex position in which you stick your thumb in your partner's ass and/or vagina while she's cumming. God may disapprove, but Mat will be happy.
*Wife comes home.* Wife:"Can we try something new?" Husband:"Howabout the kentucky thumb?" Wife:"What's that?" Husband:"You'll see."
by GodIsDead123ABC May 20, 2021
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Kentucky-whistle

When your penis is in your partners anual cavity, and she/he farts the whistle noise from this action is called the Kentucky-whistle. Then after you hear then you say all-aboard.
When you are having anal sex and your partner farts. You here a whistle and someone says all-aboard-----------this is the kentucky-whistle
by dayrl12564 September 30, 2010
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kentucky mudshovel

The Kentucky Mudshovel is when a guy or girl in kentucky poops their pants after having sex with their partner, and their partner is passed out. Do too pure shame of waking up next to them with poop filled pants the person puts the poo from their pants into the pants of their passed out partner. He/She then wakes up in shame thinking he/she crapped herself. This works when you don't want to have to the person in the morning.
While at UK John hooked up with a random, she was hot while he was drunk. After having had sex with her he realized she wasn't that hot and he pooped his pants in shame. He then decided to give her a kentucky mudshovel and call it a night. When she woke up she freaked out and went home without saying goodbye. John's night was a success!
by nolz December 9, 2008
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kentucky windmill

when a woman is giving a man oral sex, he farts loudly , then pulls his penis out of her mouth , and whips it around rapidly in a circle, thus creating a windmill effect.
"dude, i had to fart SO BAD when monique was blowing me that i just pulled my pole out of her mouth and gave her a kentucky windmill"
by luther lee May 20, 2008
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Kentucky Shuffle

Pretending to forget items on the bottom rack of the shopping cart. The items are often missed by the cashier and never paid for.
George scored a case of beer with the Kentucky shuffle.
by Funk Doctor Scott February 17, 2013
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Kentucky Bangs

A haircut that is only seen in rural environments. It is the opposite of the mullet; a haircut marked with straight bangs in the front with a buzzed or shaved head. Also called hick bangs, white trash bangs, and KY bangs.
Did you see that new kid's Kentucky bangs?
by Faci Macad October 15, 2010
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