Kelli is a woman that runs away from her problems and would rather pawn her kids off on each other. She gives zero fucks and taked none. Shes most likely the devil herself and isn't above dragging others to Hell.
by What even is a pseudonym June 11, 2018
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by Hahdjdhndjaiaokdjd November 2, 2018
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by spoopyandscramer December 6, 2018
Get the Kelisanyi mug.A loose woman who "services" the needs of security guards in a timely fashion. Often found working in ugg boots despite their un-practicality. Frequently orders from SkipTheDishes and has an addiction to Amazon. Responds to Schmellie or Kellie Services when called out in a group in a lemur-esque manner. Cannot count to 10 or tie her shoes. Probably has a kidney infection but that doesn't stop her from pounding back tequila shots. 10 times out of 10 is found guilty of giving others cavities since she believes gummies are a major food group.
by ShinyTeeth February 14, 2019
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by Stanky lolol February 22, 2019
Get the Kelis mug.Kellie is a very beautiful angel. She will never hurt you, and if you treat right and with respect, you will have yourself the best friend/girlfriend on this planet.
by Jiozx February 25, 2019
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