Karen

Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.

"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."

fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021

Karen

(n);/ (adj) Typically derived from the soccermom/boomer type of female. Gets loud for no reason and seems to place blame on anyone and/or thing that she does not agree with. Karens have been scientifically proven to bee mutating into subspecies for example the new breed of hybrid SecurityGuard/Karen species that is usually spotted at places of gathering like strip malls and outdoor flea markets.

Beware, this species has also been reported to be taking on the Male form although still under investigation, the studies seem very accurate to the reports.

Hey bro, did that security guard just Karen us??

by ILOVEURHAIR July 2, 2020

Karen

Karen is total fucking bitch. Her husband wants to leave her but he is in constant death threat. This why he is constantly working outside in the yard. She wears 80s workout gear just to show off her saggy ass and creepily big unflumtuous rack. Everyone knows how she’s total fucking whore bitch ass nigga in any kinda store. Literally no one likes Karen except for Jennifer and Jill who secretly scissor during book club. They’re not smooth about it. Karen fucking shave your legs it’s been two months. Her bonions are popping out of her skin. Walmart is her best and worst friend. No explanation needed.

“Fucking stfu Karen no one likes u”

by Jaquan’s Glock November 24, 2021

karen

annoying and close minded middle aged woman

“that woman is such a karen!”

by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021

Karen

Karen is a word to describe a soccer mom. And if course you can't forget their catchphrase "Can I get the manager? "
Yes... I'm sorry.. There is people like that. But it's okey! We can make great memes of them!

*Watches viral video*

- Wow that mother is such a Karen"

by SheepyTube2007 June 22, 2020

Karen

a fucking dumbass that cant take a fucking joke so she calls the cops for no fucking reason and cancels random people because why not

yo is that a fucking karen? Yes it is

by hamoodhabibi October 27, 2020

Karen

The scum of the earth. Basically Boomers on drugs.

Karens are the scum of the earth.

by Henry Leong May 24, 2020