Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022

jonny test

a very hot sexual act where where you rub your butt on the others butt and start farting

man i just had a hot jonny test last night with tom brady

by Matt.rac May 7, 2018

Jonnie

A girl who's name is commonly confused with a boys name. She overreacts a lot. She falls in for like the hottest but meanest guys. Does stupid shit. Probably on crack. For some reason everyone knows a different version of her. Whether it be her being nice or a bitch. Personally its the second but we all have our moments. Oh did I mention she gets hurt all the time? She does.

Me: Did you see Jonnie trip today?

Friend: Oh hell yeah. That was funny asf.

by ayenonymous November 26, 2019

Dirty Jonny

One who plays golf and does rotational strength workouts.

He's pulling a Dirty Jonny.

by eggmantart October 16, 2022

jonny price

Drinkin an excess of red dye, which in turn gets you very wild. After doing so it is the act of being a complete and uttter faggot for the rest of the night

Dude i totally pulled a jonny price last night.......I woke up and literally shit a squirell.

by Bopri November 1, 2010

Jonny

If your named John or Jonny go eat poop bro

Jonny is ugly ew

by Hey Jonny bye j have you July 4, 2022

Jonny

Condom

Have you got a Jonny

by Isnrbhxksm November 1, 2020