Jonathan

Dominican male.
Not as cool as Bianca.
Very noob.
Beware.

I sure wish I wasn't so Jonathan at this video game.

by taimaishoo August 3, 2011

Jonathan

A big-eared deadbeat Dad that has a tendency to beat on little kids and their mother, and in his spare time enjoys jerking off into his dirty socks. The skinny loser still lives with his parents in the same small town that he grew up in and is a clepto as well as a pathalogical liar.

I hung out with Jonathan the other nite and he got shitfaced after riding around in his purple van all night then after we got home he asked me to stick some little white hook up his ass! wtf?

Man, what a fag!

by LUDA85 June 30, 2009

jonathan

He is a very dumb, looking Mexican who actually is really smart

hey Jonathan how are you?

by jonathan 32 May 14, 2018

Jonathan

The gayest guy in the world will suck your dick for free. He is also very stupid can't speak English.

Look at that guy sucking a dick , he must be a Jonathan

by Cuz2ill May 26, 2018

Jonathan

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.

Last weekend a Jonathan was spotted on a toilet

by Hero_DC March 12, 2019

Jonathan

A gay shit who sucks his boyfriends cock so hard

Jonathan can't play that game.

by ydhfjfjd March 5, 2019

Jonathan

A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body

Omg, Dont go near Jonathan.

Holy Jesus, That Person Is Full of Jonathan!

by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018