Jonah

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.

Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."

by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023

Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.

Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!

by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023

Jonah

A nigg with no motion. He’s got all the pieces to the puzzle, but just can’t put it together.

Lmao that’s Jonah, Mr no motion

by User556 January 2, 2024

Jonah

hes a little bitch

jonah the name

by negaballslicker October 22, 2023

Jonah-Hilling

Using therapy methods and vocabulary in unhealthy or aggressive ways; specifically, to control or manipulate another individual's behavior or actions.

She said it was her "boundary" that you're not allowed to talk to your friends anymore? She's definitely Jonah-Hilling you, boundaries aren't meant to control.

by Dr. Respect November 13, 2023

Jonah dijoux

An amazing, handsome man, who is a brilliant author.

Jonah Dijoux is awesome <3

by htimsyelsha December 23, 2022

Jonah

a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything

"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"

by riskybusiness69 January 3, 2023