johnny knoxville

the hott guy from jackass

have u seen jackass...johnny knoxville is hott!!!! i love him

by knoxville lover May 13, 2005

Dirty johnny

A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.

That man is a dirty Johnny that every dad wants for his daughter to marry.

by Latinthrowdown June 17, 2019

johnny depp

The greatest actor I've ever whitnessed. Too bad half of his fanbase consists of a bunch of horny, pre-pubescent teenagers. He deserves a lot more recognition than he recieves. Thank GOD he strayed from the teen idol path or I'd have hated him. TI's = AHHHH. Go Jonneh!

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
-Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

by Evie September 14, 2003

Johnny Rotten

The innovator of punk. Johnny is really a brilliant man who changed the world and we are lucky he's around! Also the sexiest rocker that ever has come around. Just like he said, he really was cheated by the English decadence that Malcom (Sex Pistols manager) established.

Johnny Rotten is my Gandhi, bitches.

by Mary Bushee August 12, 2005

Johnny Reb

Anal sex where the victim is caught off guard and unlubricated; similar to jabbing with a bayonet.

I ran in, let out the Rebel Yell and gave her the ole' Johnny Reb before she could even turn around.

by Kyle and Derek August 22, 2006

Johnny Sins

The sexy funny man of Porn Hub. Is said to be more powerful than Jesus

"Hey Johnny Sins, can you help me. I'm stuck in the dryer!"

by quantity360 November 30, 2020

johnny depp

sexiest man alive; sex god; sexy beast

the only 40 year old i`d ever consider doing. ;)

by shizzort November 26, 2003